Dear Insulin,
I want to thank you so much for keeping me healthy, but enclosed is the 25 pounds that you have caused me to gain. That was an unexpected gift that you can have back. If I want to become a roly poly, I will be sure to let you know. Roly polies are so cute, however the show Roly Poly Olie is weird. I do not think I look good as a roly poly. Their life span is also fairly short... I am being desultory.
Sincerely,
The Intelligent Airhead
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